GEMINI - CRAVES SEX A LOT
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Extremely energetic. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships.Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- THE ONE U CAN’T TOUCH
(4/20-5/31)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser.one of a kind love. Unpredictable. very irresistible.Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.sometimes likes sports.lover not a fighter but when it comes to it will knock your lights out if he/she has to. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES - THE PLAYER
(3/21-4/19)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
AQUARIUS - SEX MASTER
(1/20-2/18)
Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Very caring person ! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - HARD LOVER
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO- THE BAD BiTCH (7/23-8/22)
Very talkative, outgoing and popular. Nice to everyone they meet. Wild and ravenous in the bed and everywhere else. Beautiful smile and personality. Strong intuition. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible lover. Most caring person you’ll ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with…they will kick your ass… u might end up crying… 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER
(8/23-9/22)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis’ in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - THE PIMP
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS - THE ONE
(11/22-12/21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! 11 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE
(12/22-1/19)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to give up. 3 Years of bad luck if you doyeah, idek either. xD
I’m THE ONE. Fuck you Neo. I win.
I noticed that Sagittarius, aka THE ONE, had Libra’s info tagged onto the end. I deleted it. (Bolded myself, too)
(via betterthansex)
iced green tea latte or something? that pink beverage is pretty, but oddly unnatural.
The pink beverage is a strawberry cream frap, I’d say. Looks like a caramel and mocha frap in the back, by an iced coffee. :]
/barista nerdiness
| Mom: | WHY ARE YOU AND JOSEPH HANGING OUT AT THIS HOUR IF YOU'RE SO TIRED? |
| Me: | BECAUSE!.........idk |
concept art for American Mcgee’s Return of Alice
BRB busy nerding over this. Definitely a fan of the original.
The FedEx logo has an arrow between the E and X.
Sorry if this is old news, but my mind is blown.
(source: Just fucking look at it, though Skidder pointed it out to me first)
holy shit, I did not notice that. Rad. Kudos to whoever designed it.
And skipping class again.
And starting my paper the day before it’s due.
Fuck English. It’s not even a 101 class. It’s 010.
That’s called being a bad student? Lol. Almost all of my papers were done the day/night before class (if I did them at all).
/teacher’s worst nightmare
Gemini
- People without a sense of humor
- Not constantly being the center of attention
- Broken clocks and watches
- Bad wine
- Shoes that you can’t dance in
- People who talk slowly
- People that walk too slow
- Pessimistic individuals
- Addicted people
- Broken technology
Capricorn
Bold are true.
- People who waste money
- People who ask for loans
- People who do not pay back loans
- People who do not discipline their children
- Contractors that do not keep promises
- People who leave the cap off the toothpaste
- Poetry readings
- Being asked to be a chauffeurli>
- Being asked to leave the kids at home
- Bad haircuts
Aries
Bold are true.
- People that shuffle when they walk
- Unreturned phone calls
- Cell phones that don’t work
- Animals in cages
- People who twitter on online chats
- People who don’t get right to the point
- People who are lousy dancers
- Late trains, planes or airplanes
- People who dress too casually
- Country music
Gemini
1. People without a sense of humor
2. Not constantly being the center of attention
3. Broken clocks and watches
4. Bad wine
5. Shoes that you can’t dance in
6. People who talk slowly
7. People that walk too slow
8. Pessimistic individuals
9. Addicted people
10. Broken technologyBold are oh so very true.
Pisces
Places that are too hot
Losing their sunglasses
Polluted water
People who laugh too loud
People who walk away from arguments
Alcoholics
Being denied access to grandchildren
Having to wear prescription glasses
Cars that waste energy
Slow driversum wut? O_O
Aries
People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don’t work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don’t get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country musicbold are true
People that shuffle when they walk
Unreturned phone calls
Cell phones that don’t work
Animals in cages
People who twitter on online chats
People who don’t get right to the point
People who are lousy dancers
Late trains, planes or airplanes
People who dress too casually
Country musicAquarius
People who dress in a boring way
Junk food
Talking about the past
Psychiatrists
Gossip
Those that aren’t practical
People who don’t pick up after their pets
A lack of loyalty
Being the third wheel to a couple
Getting their hands dirtyPsh, I love getting my hands dirty.
Libra
People who tell them to turn down the music
People who look down at junk food
Litter in parks
People who steal flowers hush they are awesome for makeshift bouquets
People who are cruel to animals
People who do not return calls I suck at returning calls, lol.
One night stands
Bad haircuts
People who abuse drugs
Parents who discipline children by being uber strict/overly mean…otherwise hell yeah make sure your kids are well behaved!